Monthly Archives: September 2017

Horoscope 30 Sept 2017

Horoscop 30 Septembrie 2017

In a strip club

What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper? About two weeks.

About permission

Son: “Dad, when will I be old enough so I don’t have to ask mom for her permission to go out?”
Dad: “Son, even I haven’t grown old enough to go out without her permission!”

Horoscope 29 Sept 2017

Car wash in Canada (Video)

Horoscop 29 Septembrie 2017

Am parcat calul

Horoscope 28 Sept 2017

Is that a cat?

About mother-in-law

A man tells his wife, “Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes ago.” The wife yells at him, “Why are you just telling me now?” He said, “Because I couldn’t stop laughing.”

Horoscop 28 Septembrie 2017

Mon chien

About rubber

A kid walks up to his mom and asks, “Mom, can I go bungee jumping?” The mom says “No, you were born from broken rubber and I don’t want you to go out the same way!”

Internetul

Cel mai dăunător lucru pentru sistemul nervos este internetul la viteză mică!