Category Archives: Bancuri

Despre marijuana

Planuri de Revelion

A inceput nebunia “Unde facem Revelionul?”

Noroc ca eu l-am facut anul trecut!

Sex Shop

Un tip intra intr-un Sex Shop, studiaza in jur de 15 minute o papusa gonflabila si il intreaba pe vanzator:

-Cand este fabricata?

-Noiembrie 2016.

-Aaa, nu! Scorpion nu!!!

Termeni muzicali

-Cum se spune in termeni muzicali “Stai jos, iubito” ?

-La Sol, Fa!

La dentist

-Doamna, trebuie sa va scot un dinte.

-Mai bine as face un copil!

-Doamna, hotarati-va, trebuie sa stiu cum sa pun scaunul.

Desfiintarea Fiscului

-Se desfiinteaza Fiscul, striga fericit Bula.

-E..pe naiba, de unde ai aflat?

-Am primit mai devreme un plic de la ei pe care scria “Ultima instiintare !”

Despre cei ce beau bere

Daca iesi in fiecare seara sa bei 5 beri in oras, pentru majoritatea oamenilor tu esti alcoolic.

In Vaslui, tu esti soferul.

Secrete

-In sfarsit, dupa sase ani de relatie, iubitul meu mi-a vorbit despre casatorie.

-Ce a spus?

-Ca este insurat si are doi copii.

At the cemetery

A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, “Is this someone you knew?” The first guy says, “Yes, it was my wife.” The second guy says, “It must be hard to lose a wife.” The first guys replies, “Yep, damn near impossible.”

Tiganii si Halloweenul

Tiganii nu sarbatoresc Halloweenul, pe ei ii ia cu lesin cand vad mascatii !

Answer

A husband says to his wife, “I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.” The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, “Your dick is bigger than your brothers.”

Classified ad

A man put out a classified ad that read, “Wife wanted.” The next day he received a hundred responses all saying the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Cadoul

M-am gandit destul de mult ce sa-i iau sotului meu de ziua lui.
Mi-am luat bilet in Maldive, sa se odihneasca si el, saracul!

Women’s

“Babe is it in?”
“Yea.” “Does it hurt?”
“Uh huh.”
“Let me put it in slowly.”
“It still hurts.”
“Okay, let’s try another shoe size.”

Mod de a gâdila

Cum gâdili o femeie fiţoasă ?

– Gucci, Gucci, Gucci …