Tag Archives: funny

Help wanted

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said “Help Wanted,” so the man ran in the store and yelled out, “What’s wrong?!”

Despre sex

Întotdeauna alerg vreo 30 min după ce fac sex. Altfel risc să fiu prins.

Mario Bros

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Intrebare

– De ce mănâncă femeile Nutella cu lingura?
– Pentru că pâinea îngraşă.

Inspecţie la ţară

– Vezi că inspectorul care a fost luna trecută a dispus să fie marcate toate vieţuitoarele din fermă. Ai terminat?
– De ieri. Dar a fost greu al dracului.
– Cu taurii, nu?
– Taurii ca taurii, mă aşteptam, dar cel mai migălos a fost cu albinele!

La aeroport

Un cetăţean merge la casa de bilete a aeroprtului J.F.K. şi îi spune domniţei de acolo:
– Un bilet pînă la Pentagon aş dori şi eu, vă rog!
– Păi, stimabile, avionul ăsta nu merge la Pentagon…
– Pe pariu?

Fight

Monkey and WIFI (Video)

Malibu sau Romania?

Facebook VS. Realitate

Deci nu mai pot…

Am 500 de prieteni pe Facebook si 580 de Followers !

Se pare ca via tot singur o culeg.

La piscina

Marriage

Marriage is like a casino.

You go in excited and optimistic, but end up leaving drunk, broke and talking to yourself.

Meet my little brother

A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother.” The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, “Call me when he grows up.”

Wine purse (Video)

About Google

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.