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This Lawyer Is Thorough

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

“The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

“What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is 130.”

A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.