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Life With A Blonde Teenager

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

Concluzia

O fetita se uita pe gaura cheii in camera parintilor.

La un moment datexclama:

“Si cand te gandesti ca pe mine vor sa ma duca la psiholog pentru ca-mi sug degetul!”

O mama …

– Mariusica, crezi sa sunt o mama rea?

– Ma cheama Paul.

In familie

– Tata , pot sa te imbratisez ?

– Nu mai am nici un ban, m-a imbratisat maica-ta mai devreme….