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At school

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

In campus

Tatăl meu, polițist, îmi spune:
– Am observat activitate suspectă, aseară, în campusul din Regie !
– Trafic de droguri?, îl întreb.
– Nu, niște studenți învățând…